Long Time No See

Hello Ali! Long time no see. Where have you been all these years?
I've been to UK.
Er... United Kingdom?
No! Ulu Kelang!

Hello Chin Meng!! Long time no see. Where have you been all these years?
I've been to LA.
Er... Los Angeles?
No! Leboh Ampang!

Hello Maniam! Long time no see. Where have you been all these years?
I've been to KL
Er... Kuala Lumpur?
No! Kuala Langat!

Hello Ranjit! Long time no see. Where have you been all these years?
I've been to KK
Er... Kota Kinabalu?
No! Kuala Keti!