Charlie Bit Me

African Animals

Teacher : Name ten animals from Africa.

Martyn : Nine elephants and a giraffe.

Capital Of America

Teacher : What's the capital of America, Nasir?

Nasir : Wahington D.C., Cikgu.

Teacher : And what does 'D.C.' stand for?

Nasir : Dot Com, Cikgu.

Seasons In The Year

Teacher : How many seasons are there in a year?

Pupil : Two, Cikgu.

Teacher : What are they?

Pupil : Rambutan season and durian season.