"Have you seen my website?"
"What?!?"
"My website. Have you seen my website?"
"O-o-o-oh! I thought you said 'backside'!"
Thursday 24 February 2011
Good News and Bad News
Here are some good news as well as bad news for all bachelor kakis:
First, the good news:
She's a fantastic cokk, and keeps a spotless house.
She won't spend all your money ; she has her own. She comes from rich family.
When you play mah - jong or go golfing, she won't complain.
She does not waste time watching tv or gossip on the phone.
She never nags but she always loving.
She's a 'hottie' even without make - up
Now for the bad news:
She's all that you dream of, and she's the girl you are NEVER going to meet.
First, the good news:
She's a fantastic cokk, and keeps a spotless house.
She won't spend all your money ; she has her own. She comes from rich family.
When you play mah - jong or go golfing, she won't complain.
She does not waste time watching tv or gossip on the phone.
She never nags but she always loving.
She's a 'hottie' even without make - up
Now for the bad news:
She's all that you dream of, and she's the girl you are NEVER going to meet.
Pretty or Ugly
Mui Mui: Ah Loke says I am pretty. Ah Toh says I am ugly. What do you think?
Ah Meng: A bit of both. I think you are pretty ugly.
Ah Meng: A bit of both. I think you are pretty ugly.
Thursday 3 February 2011
Do not lost your Pen
Lost your pen = no pen
No pen = no notes
No notes = no study
No study = Fail
Fail = no diploma
No diploma = no work
No work = no money
No money = you get skinny
You get skinny = then you get ugly
Ugly = no love
No love = no marriage
No marriage = no children
No children = alone
Alone = depression
Depression = sickness
Sickness = death
Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, you will die.
Wednesday 2 February 2011
Gorilla belajar berjalan dan berdiri seperti manusia
Dasyat sungguh gorilla ini. Walaupun ia seekor haiwan ia juga boleh berfikir seperti manusia.
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